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teaenthusiastic:

ps I feel like all vegans should now that chickpea curry is fucking delicious. It’s possibly one of my new favourite foods. 

I would never have EVER thought to make that dish before going vegan. All of the win. 

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I don’t know anything about that ‘we’ crap. I MADE IT ALL! ALL YOU DID WAS SHAKE THE CHIPS!!!!

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

Dad called me whilst me and my housemates were predrinking:

Dad: “What are you up to?”

Me: “Drinking,”

Dad: “By yourself or are there people?”

Glad you have high expectations of my social life Dad, I’ll just go cry into my wine.

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The other week my friend and I were waiting to cross the street. A guy drives slowly by, looking at us quite blatantly.

He rolls down his window, hangs his arm out, nods at us and says: “Good day,”

I’ve never ever been heckled so classily before. Full belly laughed for ages