ps I feel like all vegans should now that chickpea curry is fucking delicious. It’s possibly one of my new favourite foods.
I would never have EVER thought to make that dish before going vegan. All of the win.
I don’t know anything about that ‘we’ crap. I MADE IT ALL! ALL YOU DID WAS SHAKE THE CHIPS!!!!
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
Dad called me whilst me and my housemates were predrinking:
Dad: “What are you up to?”
Dad: “By yourself or are there people?”
Glad you have high expectations of my social life Dad, I’ll just go cry into my wine.
The other week my friend and I were waiting to cross the street. A guy drives slowly by, looking at us quite blatantly.
He rolls down his window, hangs his arm out, nods at us and says: “Good day,”
I’ve never ever been heckled so classily before. Full belly laughed for ages